Friday, November 23, 2012

Chinglish as she is writed

I recently purchased a small immersion heater for brewing up a cup of tea or coffee.  Here are the instructions verbatim.


Product brief introduction

This product is to well
The design and manufacture
Similar products are new
Generation. The Mining Products
Using quality raw materials to produce
And do not change the power
The case of electricity lengthened
Heat pipe length, so that
Non-uniform internal heat
Will lead to local temperature
Is too high and burned, the
Life expectancy in the middle class than
the average
Goods over long times.


Usage first

Will be a bucket or basin installed
Full of water, then electricity
Add hot water pipe and then
Plug in the power plug,
Unplug the open water after the first electric
Plug and then remove the source of the electricity
Hot tube


Note: This

Strict product has been seized
Factory inspection, but in order to
Ensure safety in the use of
The course of the human body should not
Exposure to the use of objects;
Unplug the power plug required
Can take action (in this production
Goods should not dry, and none
Water)
Do not touch live hand
Touch in order to prevent leakage
Note: water--opened after
Unplug the plug to be 30 seconds
Minutes later to remove the security
Wide, such as do not follow the instructions
Book the use of, the Company
Any responsibility.

1 Comments:

Blogger SaltShaker said...

And, so how'd the tea turn out?

4:13 AM  

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