Chinglish as she is writed

I recently bought a novelty item that's very popular here in south India, a pen with a built-in flashlight, for about USD 0.25. Made in China of course.

The instructions say: "Usage the thumb be then light to press button can illuminate."

Very, er, illuminating.

Also, "Function characteristics: The electric power is ample, give out light to hold out for long time. Write flowing freely, a thing two use."

And, "Assemble high can the battery electric power hold out for long time and can continue to give out light 2880 minutes."

It's made by Ningbo Xinboshi Culture Thing Factory Manufacturing.